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Record Demotivational Poster


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!


TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

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Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am
good one, friend :)


.03 SECONDS -


TAGS: fucking shit up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
5L!!!


PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a damn fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


VINYL RECORDS -


TAGS: records
Rating: 4.29/5

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ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Aerosmith was before your day.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 2:38 am
Be 37 in a few weeks, still have a couple, but nothing to play them on. Aerosmith I grew up on! 5LP's
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:18 am
well, I'm 37, and I think I still got records up until about 10 or so. After that it was cassettes. Certainly had a metric ton of them in the house.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 7:42 pm
I'm 22 and I still buy some new albums in vinyl for my record player. As for my collection I have 150+ from stuff like the beatles and the boss to stuff like sabbath, queen, and new bands like mumford and sons. So I'm the wrong one to ask :)
Killroykill - December 29, 2010, 7:01 pm
My grandma showed me her records once. I am 21. I have never played them
Airman - December 29, 2010, 6:45 pm
how old would someone be who has never played a record? Mid 20's? Older?


GOLDFISH -




ZERO TO CANCER IN 60 SECONDS - Call Guinness




THE RECORDER - Like the clarinet. But shit


TAGS: recorder
Rating: 2/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 5:21 pm
I wonder if the shitty pixilation was ignored this time because it adds to the joke. Either way, I like it.
GoForthAndDie - November 21, 2008, 7:03 pm
No instrument that can produce the brown noise is shit (no pun intended).
What - September 14, 2008, 2:44 pm
Wait, this wasn't posted by Gary?


BIEBER -


TAGS: demotivating for the record i only listen to him while cruising with chomp near middle schools
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:49 pm
but by the time his balls do drop- ...oh that'5 right, they wont
Krissie - August 21, 2010, 7:35 am
Bwahahahahahaaa! whoever photoshopped this did a great job!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
LOL Very nice FP.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:04 pm
well, thats not saying much, cause his balls wont drop, not because they're non existant but because his manager makes him take steroids that keep them from doing that to keep his voice that way
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
Thanks grey and Rl i did nothing to the pic.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 2:36 pm

did you shop the boobs down..lol.
GreyScorpion - August 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
and for the record, this is my first, and last, bieber poster approval...and I choose to not vote...damn you FP


JUST SAYIN... -


TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
Cute.
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
N-I-C-E
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter


-50c and beyond -


TAGS: winter temperatures record breaking lows manitoba sickening
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some hot cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold shot, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S


MARK RONSON - He can play records


TAGS: mark ronson records
Rating: 2.05/5


WORLD RECORD -


TAGS: bad breath or stamina scorpion queen record talent
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
With vinegar and sea salt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:29 am
She's gargling....wouldn't you?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:19 am
so is that her O face, or was she happy to be done with you?
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:17 am
her humming the star spangled banner had me at attention
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:06 am
geez......typo city! I meant how was she?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:05 am
*she not it
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:04 am
So how was it Grey?
Reiko - October 8, 2010, 11:13 pm
it looks like she was stung a couple of times,less those holes in the roof of her mouth are from something else
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
then, I fainted....5L


DON'T FORGET THE ASTERISK - Because steroids will only get you so far in baseball, after that you have nowhere else to go but down




EVERY WOMAN SHOULD SING -


TAGS: records marilyn cubbybear
Rating: 3.1/5

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TooTsiE - June 2, 2009, 1:49 pm
when sherri moon sings this in house of 1000 corpes.... yyyuuuummmmm!!!
Cubbybear - April 18, 2009, 10:14 pm
...and they will...LOL!


nostalgia -




Freedom -




OPEN QUESTION -


TAGS: dog sled record
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:27 pm
Comment: Gone for awhile and the 1st person you pick on when you get back is rerun? Teehee


Abstain -




Record Holding Fence -




WORLD RECORD -


TAGS: world record pumpkin retires
Rating: 4.1/5

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champ99 - May 3, 2011, 5:54 pm
Ah Jeeze, I'll have to be my own spelling Nazi..*pumpkin


FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002


TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trhottle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "asshole" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


BOLT -


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am
who isnt that dude runs like a pussy
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.


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